2008-02-26

Small Fluffy Animals

I've noticed recently that all the small fluffy animals in my area have
disappeared. The 3 cats that live near me - gone, the birds - gone.
There are still some dogs around but that might be because dogs tend to
be kept in the house over night.

I've seen all the horror movies and I know that if the small fluffy
animals start disappearing it can only mean 1 thing, Werewolves!

Even more worrying, I know from the films, that the person who notices the
animals disappearing tends to be the next victim of the Werewolf, I
shall be stocking up on silver daggers and bullets as soon as possible.

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